maamu ki naukari chhodate hi Imtiyaaz ne mujhase ek waadaa le liyaa thaa ki wo hi apane maamu ko sazaa degaa, main beech mein nahin aaoon. usane kahaa ki yah kaam wo hi zyaadaa achchhi tarah kar sakataa hai, aur waise bhi, aise maamu ko sazaa denaa usaki bhi dili tamannaa thi.
Imtiyaaz jab saat-aath saal kaa thaa tab usake mohalle mein rahane waale usake ek dost ke maamu kabhi-kabhi us dost ke ghar aayaa karate the. sabhi bachchon ki tarah Imtiyaaz ko bhi un maamu se badaa lagaav ho gayaa thaa. kyon na ho? dost ke maamu ekdam hero the aur tarah-tarah ki acting aur mimicry kar ke, saare actors ki aawaazein nikaal ke, dialogue maar ke, style maar ke sabakaa man bahalaayaa karate the. sab unhein hero maamu kahate the.
phir wo hero maamu Bombay bhaag gaye the, asali hero banane. wahaan wo saalon-saal dhakke khaate rahe. kaam milaa to film mein nahin, jism ki aag mein dahak rahi raees auraton ke bedroom mein. shakl, soorat, jism, andaaz kahin to kaam aaye aur wo male prostitute ban gaye.
Imtiyaaz kaa wo dost bhi na jaane kahaan chhoot gayaa thaa par ek baar Imtiyaaz ko hero maamu kahin mil gaye the. wo to Imtiyaaz ko nahin pahachaan paaye par Imtiyaaz ne unako pahachaan liyaa thaa. tab se Imtiyaaz ne unase khato-khitaabat banaaye rakhi thi.
ab wo paintees ke oopar ke ho chuke the. jawaani aakhiri seedhiyon par ataki thi, magar unake latake-jhatake sab na sirf barakaraar the, balki dhakke khaa kar, raees auraton ko phansaa kar aur chamak gaye the. shaadi abhi tak nahin kari thi. kyaa zaroorat thi jab achchhi khaasi raees auratein saari tamannaayein poori kar rahi theen? dhandhaa chal to rahaa thaa magar wo jaanate the jism jawaab dene waalaa hai. aur tab log unaki gaand maarane ke bhi paise maangenge. nahin unako aise shauq nahin the. wo sirf auraton mein the. unhein settle hone ki fiqr sataane lagi thee.
Imtiyaz ne unako apanaa plan samajhaayaa aur unhein waapas aa jaane ko kahaa. hero maamu apane ghar waapas aa gaye aur kisi madarase mein urdu padhaane ki chhoti-moti naukari karane lage.
chaaraa tayyaar ho gayaa thaa.
ab chidiyaa ko chaare tak laanaa thaa.
Imtiyaz ne aksar maamu ke ghar jaanaa shuru kar diyaa thaa, par us waqt jab wo jaanataa thaa ki maamu clinic par honge. wo apane saath hotel mein bani koi badhiyaa dish le jaataa thaa. mumaani se kahataa ki maamu kaa shukraanaa adaa karane ke liye laayaa hai. five-star hotel ki dish phokat mein itani tawajjoh se mile to kise aitaraaz hotaa. maamu ko kuchh khutakaa to lagaa hi hogaa, magar phir jab aisaa ek arase tak chalataa rahaa aur koi gul nahin khilaa to wo bhi aaraam se ho gaye.
phir Imtiyaaz apane saath hotel ke kuchh smart chhokaron ko le jaane lagaa. smart, chikane, customer pataane mein maahir chhokare pat se mumaani ke beton se dosti kar lete aur phir unakaa maamu ke ghar aanaa-jaana shuru ho jaataa. wo mumaani aur betiyon se badi izzat se pesh aate.
phir kabhi-kabhi Imtiyaz unamein se kisi ke haathon hi koi dish bhijawaane lagaa. phir wo dost apane kisi dost ko le kar aane lage. kuchh arase mein itane saare dost ke dost ke dost maamu ke yahaan jaa chuke the ki trace karanaa mumkin nahin rahaa thaa ki wo Imtiyaaz ke pahachaane hain bhi ki nahin. maamu ne kuchh par line maarane ki bhi qoshish kari, par hotel mein aise hazaaron vistors ko ye ladake seedhaa kar chuke the. magar maamu ki aas bandhi rahi isaliye unhonne in ladakon ke aane par objection nahin liyaa.
khud Imtiyaaz ne ab maamu ke yahaan jaanaa bahut kam kar diyaa thaa. sabane sochaa ki waqt ke saath nazaraanaa dene kaa bukhaar kam ho gayaa hogaa. Imtiyaaz kaa seedhaa role khatm ho chukaa thaa. ab wo sirf director thaa.
aur phir ek din unamein se ek smart, padhaa-likhaa ladakaa kisi tyohar par apane saath hero maamu ko le kar maamu ke ghar gayaa.
chaaraa chidiyaa tak pahunch chukaa thaa.
hero maamu ne apani saari acting kaa nichod ek ghante mein jis shiddat se mumaani aur chaaron bachchon ke saamane pesh kiyaa to wo sabhi hero maamu ke mureed ho gaye. ghar mein personal Aamir Khan, Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Saif Ali Khan, Fardeen Khan, Zaid Khan aur saare Khanon kaa all-in-one maujood ho to kise aitaraaz hogaa. maamu to laundein chodane mein busy the. ghar par, beewee par, bachchon par to wo rasman hi dhyaan diyaa karate the.
phir to hero maamu kaa asali maamu ke ghar aksar aanaa-jaanaa hone lagaa. hero maamu asali maamu se bhi mile. hero maamu donon ladakon ko betaa, donon ladakiyon ko beti aur mumaani ko madam kahaa karate the. wo mumaani se kadaran chhoti umr ke the, lihaazaa maamu ke dil mein koi shaq nahin panapaa. ulte asali maamu hero maamu par bhi line maarane lage the, aur unhein kabhi apane clinic bulaate yaa jab ghar par koi nahin hotaa, to phone karke aane ko kahate.
hero maamu koi na koi bahaanaa banaa kar manaa kar dete, aur aisi acting karate jaise manaa karate unakaa dil toot rahaa ho, jaan nikal rahi ho, aur wo khud asali maamu se milane ko taras rahe hon. asali maamu ki pyaas aur badh gaee. unhein yaqeen ho gayaa ki film industry ke saare khaanon ki gaandein ek hi shakhs mein chodane ko unhein milane waali hain.
aap soch rahe honge ki mumaani asali maamu ko hero maamu ki gaand maarate range haathon pakad lengi. magar nahin. yah to aap jaise bachchon kaa plan hai. Imtiyaaz kaa dimaag ab khaasaa achchhaa daudane lagaa thaa. wo chaaraa asali maamu ke liye nahin, maamu ke beton-betiyon ke liye nahin, balki khud mumaani ke chugane ke liye thaa.
chaaron bachche aur mumaani unake saath baahar ghoomane-phirane bhi jaane lage the. mumaani ko college ke din yaad aane lage jab darjanon ladake un par line maaraa karate the, aur maamu baazi jeet le gaye the. par baazi jeetate hi maamu ne mumaani ko ghar mein bas sajaa kar rakh diyaa thaa. wo mumaani kaa har do saal mein pet phulaate gaye, aur mumaani bachche jan jan ke paalane mein busy raheen, aur phir maamu clinic se thake haare lautate, aur mumaani ki chudane ki tamannaa hone par bhi kah dete ki bachche bade ho gaye hain, aawaazein sun lenge. mumaani kabhi-kabhi hi thandak paa paati theen. baaqi waqt maamu launde chod-chod kar khaali rahaa karate the.
mumaani ab to jaise hero maamu ke haath se hi khaa-pi rahi theen. bachchon ke saamane hi kaafi baatein ho jaayaa karati theen. filmon ke dialogue sunaate-sunaate hero maamu ne kai baar izahaar kar chuke the, jise samajhane waali mumaani to samajh gai theen, par bachche hero maamu ki acting samajhe the.
mumaani khaasi umr ki theen, par unhonne apani personality kaafi maintain kar rakhi thi. par achchhe khaase base huye ghar, naujawaan ho rahe bachchon ke darmiyaan mumaani is baat par aage nahin soch paa rahi theen. mumaani ke bhi dil mein tamannaayein to aa gayi theen, par wo himmat nahin kar paa rahi theen. unhein bahaanaa chaahiye thaa.
bachche bhi asali baap se zyaadaa hero maamu ke qareeb aa chuke the. agar mumaani kisi jaayaz wajah par koi faisalaa leteen, to bachche sau feesadi mumaani ke saath the.
jaal phail chukaa thaa. mumaani kaa chaaraa nigalaa jaa chukaa thaa. asali maamu kaa chaaraa phenkanaa baaki thaa.
asali maamu khush the ki mumaani aur bachche ab aksar idhar-udhar picnic manaate rahate the, aur maamu ko launde chodane ke liye ghar khaali mil jaataa thaa.
ab Imtiyaaz ne apane doston ke doston ke doston ke zariye aise khoobsoorat laundon ko maamu ke saamane pesh karanaa shuru kiyaa ki maamu kaa lund unako dekhate hi khadaa ho jaaye, chhoote hi jhad jaaye. Imtiyaaz ke bhijawaaye launde pahale se hi chude huye aur dhandhe mein lage huye the. magar wo aisi acting karate ki pahali baar maamu kaa hi le rahe hon. maamu unhein chodate aur khush rahate. teen-chaar level ghoom kar un laundon kaa rishtaa Imtiyaaz tak jodanaa naamumkin to nahin par bahut mushkil thaa.
jaise-jaise umar badhi thi, maamu ko badi umar ke laundon se khataraa lagane lagaa thaa, lihaazaa ab wo kam umr ke laundon, 14, 15, 16 saal ke bachchon ko zyaadaa chodane lage the. maamu aise makkhan- malaai laundon ko bhejane waale dalaalon ke mureed ho gaye aur unhonne apane puraane dalaalon ko kinaare kar diyaa.
aur phir jaal kheenchane kaa din aa gayaa.
hero maamu pandrah din tak mumaani ke ghar nahin gaye, bole ki kisi kaam se shahar ke baahar jaanaa hai. chaaron bachche aur mumaani kalap gaye unake intazaar mein. asali maamu bhi kalap gaye ki beewee, bachche har waqt ghar mein maujood hain aur wo kisi launde ko chod nahin paa rahe hain. clinic kaa nayaa laundaa Imtiyaaz ki tarah master nahin ban paa rahaa thaa, isiliye wahaan bhi chuadaai kabhi-kabhi hi ho paati thi.
saare tawe garam the. roti sikati hi sikati.
aur phir ek dopahar mein jab hero maamu aaye to mumaani aur bachhon ne unhein haathon-haath liyaa, aur turant-furant film dekhane kaa plan ban gayaa. maamu ko clinic par phone kar diyaa ki ham log hero maamu ke saath film dekhane jaa rahe hain, khaanaa hot-cases se nikaal kar khaa lenaa. sab film dekhane chale gaye.
maamu ke tarase, bhare lund ne chudaai kaa mauqaa taadaa. maamu ne apane maujudaa patients ko phataaphat nipataayaa, aur apane khaali bangle par pahunch gaye. unnhonne apane launde suppliers ko phone lagaaye. magar launde aise dukaan par saje thode hi baithe the ki baazaar jaao aur uthaa kar le aao. waise bhi dhandhe waalon ke liye din aaraam kaa aur shaam aur raat kaam kaa waqt hotaa hai, agar pahale se planning na ho to. Imtiyaaz ke ishaare par maamu ke sabhi naye dalaalon ne maamu ko manaa kar diyaa.
maamu kalap gaye. itane din baad mauqaa haath lagaa thaa to koi chhed bistar par nahin thaa. unhonne puraane dalaalon ko bhi phone lagaayaa hogaa par wahaan se bhi thandaa jawaab milaa hogaa.
maamu naaummeed ho chuke the, ki tabhi call bell baji.
maamu ne gaaliyaan dete huye darawaazaa kholaa to motiyon se zyaadaa goraa, makkhan se zyaadaa chikanaa, ruee ki tarah narm, farishton se zyaadaa khoobsoorat, kaliyon ki tarah maasoom ek 12 saal kaa ladakaa 2 rupaye maangane lagaa. maamu ki aankhein chamak utheen.
us professional bachche ne apane kapade jagah-jagah se chun-chun kar aise phaade the ki usaki khoobsoorati har jagah se jhaank kar maamu par bomb par bomb phod gaee. jagah-jagah se phati, chhoti si kameez se dikhate huye donon nipples aur naabhi, necker ke toote button se jhalak dikhaataa ek inch kaa goraa laudaa, necker par lage cheeron se baahar dikhate hips, crack aur gori, chikani gaand.
maan gaye naa aap chaare ki Imtiyaaz ke choice ko? agar wo ladakaa 18 se oopar kaa hotaa to yaqeenan aap bhi use dekhate hi chod daalate. magar wo 18 se chhotaa thaa, isaliye mujhe yaqeen hai ki aap use filhaal chhodh denge. sirf chhah saal ki to baat hai. yaad hai? BHMB. Badaa Hokar Maal Banegaa, tab chodenge.
maamu kaa lund to pant phaad kar nikal aane kaa huaa. unhonne taras khaate huye bachche ko andar bulaa kar darawaazaa band kar diyaa. phir use apani god mein bithaa kar hot case se nikaal kar bhar pet khaanaa khilaayaa aur usakaa badan sahalaate rahe. phir usake kapadon mein ungaliyaan daal daal kar unhein aur phaad diyaa aur phir use bedroom mein le jaa kar apane 14 saal ke bete ke kapadon kaa ek jodaa bed par daal diyaa. ek-ek kar ke us bachche ke kul jamaa do kapade utaar kar use ekdam nangaa kar diyaa. aur phir usake badan ko sahalaane, choomane, chaatane lage.
bachche kaa ek inch kaa lund unake choomate hi dhaaee inch khadaa ho gayaa.
bachche ke saath aisaa pachaason baar ho chukaa thaa. magar wo jaanataa thaa ki use kunwaaraa aur unchhuwaa hone ki acting karane par hi zyaadaa paise milate hain. wo bhauchakkaa saa apane khade hote lund ko aise dekhane lagaa jaise yah pahali baar khadaa huaa ho. phir wo apane badan se pahali baar milane waali is masti mein bahane lagaa aur siskaariyaan bharane lagaa.
maamu ne thook lagaa kar apani ek ungali usaki gaand mein bhonk di. bachchaa to pahale hi bade bade lund thilawaa chukaa thaa, magar 12 saal ki gaand ke chhed kaa chudaa-unchudaa check karanaa 50 saal ki ungali ke liye naamumkin thaa. aur jab launde ne pachaason baar cheekhi halki si cheekh phir se cheekhi to maamu ke yaqeen karanaa chaah rahe man ko yaqeen aa hi gayaa ki kunwaa khud chal kar pyaase ke paas aayaa hai.
maamu ne use bistar par ultaa patak diyaa, aur apane saare kapade utaar kar us par chhaa gaye. apane phanphanaaye lund par aur usaki gaand mein malaham lepaa aur apane lund ko usaki gaand ke patale se chhed ke bheetar tak bhonk diyaa.
bachchaa practice ki gaee cheekh phir se cheekhaa, magar 12 saal ke bachche ki gaand mein 50 saal ke mard kaa lund bhukaa huaa ho to kaun nikaal sakataa hai. khoon bahaa par thodi der mein hi bachchaa rawaan ho gayaa, maamu hapak-hapak kar use chodane lage. bachchaa rotaa, aansuu bahaataa, "mujhe chhodh do", "mujhe jaane do", "haay, kitanaa badaa hai", "haay, kitanaa motaa hai", "haay, phat gaee.", "haay, dard ho rahaa hai" chilaataa chudataa rahaa. use yaqeen ho gayaa ki itani mehanat kaa use bees nahin, poore pachaas rupaye to milenge hi.
is cheekh pukaar se maamu ko aur mazaa aa gayaa. usaki tight gaand, mulaayam putthe, chikanaa badan, kul milaakar maamu kaa do hafton se bharaa lund jaldi se jhadane lagaa, aur wo aankhein band kar ke, apane lund ko us bachche ki gaand mein bheetar tak pel kar, usase lipat kar apane jwaalaamukhi ke laave ke bahane kaa mazaa lene lage.
aur phir masti ke hindole jhool kar jab maamu ne rote, gidgidaate, Allaah ki duhaae dete bachche ke oopar lete-lete apani aankhein kholeen to hero maamu, mumaani, 18 saal kaa betaa, 16 saal ki beti, 14 saal kaa betaa, 12 saal ki beti double bed ke chaaron taraf khade hairaani aur nafarat se unhein dekh rahe the.
baaki details aap fit kar lijiyegaa ki hero maamu ko film dekhate dekhate kuchh bechaini mahasoos hui to sab film beech mein chhod kar jaldi se ghar waapas aa gaye the. yah sirf hero maamu ko maaloom thaa ki vibration mod par set unaki pant ki jeb mein rakhe mobile par ek missed call aane ke baad hi unhein bechaini mahasoos hone lagi thi. mumaani ke paas main gate ki duplicate key thi. aur ghar mein ghusate hi "haay, Allaah" ki cheekhon ne sabako bataa diyaa thaa ki unhein kis kamare mein jaanaa hai.
asali maamu ki asali hairaani se laakh gune achchhi to us bachche ne hairaani ki acting kari. maamu ne usaki gaand se apanaa lund kheenchaa to usaki tatti, khoon aur maamu ke jhade sadake mein lipataa lund pop ki aawaaz se khinch kar alag huaa aur bed mein M F Husain ki painting banaa gayaa.
ladakaa emergency mode mein aa kar daud kar mumaani se hi chipak gayaa aur ro-ro kar duhaaee dene lagaa, "mujhe bachaa lo, haay mar gayaa, mujhe meri ammi ke paas le chalo." usaki gaand se khoon, tatti aur maamu ka sadakaa bah kar chaddar, farsh aur kaaleen par michealangelo ki paintings banaa chuke the.
bachche ke lund par kate kaa gol nishaan bhi usaki Allah ki pukaar ko sahi saabit kar rahaa thaa.
mumaani dahaadein maar-maar kar zaar-zaar rone lageen.
hero maamu ne bachche ko le jaa kar bathroom mein band kiyaa.
hero maamu ne kuchh kapade uthaa kar maamu ke haath paanv baandh diye, aur phir donon beton aur donon betiyon ne ghar mein maujood har joote chappal se asali maamu ki pitaai kari. aise baap se to yateem honaa behatar thaa.
mumaami faisalaa to le chuki theen, par wo bhi khaandaani theen. us faisale par zamaane ki mohar lagawaane ke baad hi amal mein laane waali thin. mumaami ne phone lagaa-lagaa kar waise hi zaar-zaar rote huye apane aur maamu ke saare khaandaan waalon ko shahar bhar se bulaa bhejaa. ek dahaade maar kar roti hui aurat "aap bas aa jaao." kahe, to har pahachaan waalaa pachaason kaam chhod kar daudaa kyon na chalaa aaye? kai rishtedaar to samajhe ki maamu guzar gaye.
Imtiyaaz nahin aayaa. wo Subhash Ghai thode hi thaa jo apane direction waali film mein apanaa cheharaa dikhaataa.
jab saikadon rishtedaar bade se deewan-e-aam mein jamaa ho gaye, to hero maamu ne us nange bachche ko bathroom se nikaal kar sabake beech mein le jaa kar khadaa kar diyaa. beton-betiyon ne bandhe, nange maamu ko dhandhak-doli karate le jaa kar sabake beech mein zameen par patak
diyaa.
saare rishtedaaron ki gaandein phat kar haath mein aa gaeen.
bachche ki gaand se bahataa khoon ab tak sookh kar kaalaa pad gayaa thaa aur usake motiyon jaise gore, chamakate badan par kadaran zyaadaa daraawanaa lag rahaa thaa. aur us par chipake tatti ke tukade, aur maamu kaa sookhataa sadakaa. bachchaa jaanataa thaa ki use yah sab saaf nahin karanaa hai.
kisi lab mein jaanch karaaye binaa hi sab samajh gaye ki maamu ke lund par lagaa khoon, tatti aur sadakaa bhi isi lot ke hain.
bachche ke kate lund ne usake zabaan kholane se pahale hi bataa diyaa ki wo imaan waalaa hai.
bachche ne bathroom mein apane dialogues ki aur rehearsal kar li thi. usakaa dahaade maar-maar kar zaar-zaar ronaa mumaani ke rone ko achchhaa comptetition de rahaa thaa, aur phir usane 'haay main lut gayaa, tabaah ho gayaa' se shuru kar ke saaraa qissaa sunaayaa ki wo gaanv se bhaag kar aayaa hai aur do din bhukhaa-pyaasaa rah kar do rupaye maangane ke liye is bade se bangale mein ghus aane kaa gunaah kar baithaa thaa, to saaheb ne Allah ke ek nekdil bande ki tarah use le jaa kar apani god mein bithaa kar pooraa khaanaa khilaayaa thaa, aur phir use kapade bhi diye the.
magar phir ibalees ne saaheb ke zehan par qabzaa kar liyaa thaa aur unnhonne use nangaa kar ke usakaa lund khadaa kar ke choosaa thaa aur phir usaki gaand mein ungali pel di thi aur phir kapade utaar kar use bistar par ultaa litaa kar usake oopar chhaa gaye the aur malaham lagaa kar apanaa lund usaki gaand mein pel diyaa the aur asr ki aazaan sunate huye use chodate rahe the.
ye saare shabd maamu ke ghar mein pahali baar goonje the magar kisi ne aitaraaz nahin kiyaa. haan, kai logon ne apane kaanon par haath rakh liye the, par itani jagah chhodi thi ki saaraa rasbharaa qissaa aaraam se sunaai pad jaaye. chudaaee ki qisse ko chudane waale ki zubaani sunanaa kisako naagawaar guzarataa. aur is waqt to sab judge the.
aur qissaa khatm hote-hote sabhi ne apane 1 maheene se lekar 25 saal tak ki umar waale beton ko apane-apane seene mein chhupaa liyaa thaa goyaa maamu abhi uth kar un sabaki gaand maar lenge.
aur phir bachche ne apanaa aakhiri dialogue maaraa jis par usakaa saaf chhootanaa yaa pakadaa jaanaa nirbhar thaa, wo gusse se cheekh kar bolaa, "Allah ke waaste, koi police ko bulaao."
badnaami kisi ko qubool nahin thi. phataak se sabhi mardon ne apani-apani jeb mein haath daale, aurton ne apane-apane batuve khole, aur turant bachche ke saamane chaar-paanch hazaar rupayon kaa dher lag gayaa. bade bete ne laa kar use chhote bhaai ke ek jodaa kapade de
diye.
phir sabane bachche se waadaa kiyaa ki ham khud hi is wahashi, darinde ko police se bhi kadi sazaa denge. too apane maan-baap ke paas apane gaanv waapas chalaa jaa.
bachchaa kapade pahan kar, jebon mein rupaye bhar kar, imaanwaalon ki badanaami na hone dene kaa ehasaan karataa huaa chalaa gayaa. bees rupaye mein gaand marawaane ke liye to wo maheeon ki kamaai thi. use aish karane kaa haq thaa. usane daaruu ki dukaan par jaa kar do bottle beer khareedi, aur phir apani item ke ghar jaa kar usake saath nangaa nahaayaa aur phir donon ne bear peete huye chudaai kari. mardon se chudanaa usakaa dhandhaa thaa. usakaa apanaa shauq to laundiyon ko chodanaa hi thaa. usaki item kaa dhandhaa mardon se chudanaa thaa. usaki item kaa shauq ladakiyon se chudanaa-chudaanaa thaa.
aur phir sabane maamu ko chun-chun kar gaaliyaan sunaaeen, kosaa. kaeeyon ne un par haath bhi saaf kar liye. jo peet nahin paaye unhonne bhi apane juute-chappal haath mein to uthaa hi liye the.
mumaani ne apane mini-plan ke hisaab se dahaadhaa, "ab main isake saath ek lamhaa nahin rah sakati. mere do-do jawaan bete hain. ..."
unhonne apani baat sahi jagah par chhodi thi, aur sabhi rishtedaaron ne apane man mein us baat ko pooraa kar liyaa thaa. sabhi maamu ke 18 aur 14 saal ke beton ko aise dekhane lage jaise wo donon na jaane kitani baar apane baap se chud chuke honge. wo donon jaa kar apani ammi se chipat gaye.
mumaani ne huqm jaari kiyaa, "qaazi ko bulaao."
qaazi saaheb bulaaye gaye. munaani ne maamuu se talaaq maangaa. maamu kuchh kahane ki haalat mein nahin the par unhonne sabake haathon mein pakade joote-chappalon ko dekhate huye ek saans mein teen talaaq bole.
qaazi ne talaaq ho jaane kaa ailaan kiyaa. hero maamu ne asali maamu ko uthaa ke ghar ke darwaaze ke baahar daal diyaa aur haath-paanv khol diye. beto-betiyon ne maamu ke kapade le jaa kar unake oopar kafan ki tarah daal diye.
asali maamu kapade pahan kar sar jhukaaye jaane kahaan chale gaye.
meraa badalaa pooraa ho chukaa thaa. na main wahaan thaa, na Imtiyaaz. film hit ho chuki thi, bas ek happy ending baaki thi.
aur phir mumaani ne apani tanhaaee kaa khauf apane chehare par laa kar syaapaa karaa, "haay, ab main pahaad si zindagi akele kaise guzaaroongi? mere bachchon kaa kyaa hogaa?"
hero maamu ne jaa kar mumaani kaa sar apane seene se lagaa liyaa, dard aur apanepan se bole, "main hoon naa."
agar hero maamu se us ek ghadi zaraa si bhi galati ho gai hoti to sabhi rishtedaaron ke saath khud mumaani aur chaaron bachche unhen nangaa kar ke juute-chappalon se peet kar ghar se bhagaa dete.
magar unaki zindagi bhar ke har tajurbe ke nichod wo teen shabd unhein ek-do darjan oscar jitaane ke liye kaafi the. sabakaa dil bhar aayaa. chaaron bachhe bhi hero maamu se lipat kar khade ho gaye.
agar shahrukh khaan ne apani film mein ek baar bhi hero maamu ki style mein ye dialogue maaraa hotaa to film bees gunaa kamaaee deti.
sabhi risthedaaron ne aankhon hi aankhon mein tay karaa ki theek hai. ghar ki jawaan aurat ko chhutta nahin chhodanaa chaahiye. jab mumaani ne ek raay banati dekhi to wo hero maamu ki baanhon mein lipat gaeen.
qazi saaheb maujood the, dulhaa-dulhan maujood the, rasmi duniyaa maujood thi, kisi kaa baap "yah shaadi nahin ho sakati" bolane waalaa nahin thaa.
ek betaa aur ek beti mumaani ke waqeel bane. doosaraa betaa aur doosari beti hero maamu ke waqeel bane. hero maamu aur mumaani ka niqaah ho gayaa.
asali maamu shahar mein phir kabhi nazar nahin aaye. kisi ne bataayaa ki wo ek baar Ajmer Shareef par Khwaazaa Moinuddin Chishti ki dargaah ki dyodhi ke zeene par baithe bheekh maangate dikhe the.
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Imtiyaaz jab saat-aath saal kaa thaa tab usake mohalle mein rahane waale usake ek dost ke maamu kabhi-kabhi us dost ke ghar aayaa karate the. sabhi bachchon ki tarah Imtiyaaz ko bhi un maamu se badaa lagaav ho gayaa thaa. kyon na ho? dost ke maamu ekdam hero the aur tarah-tarah ki acting aur mimicry kar ke, saare actors ki aawaazein nikaal ke, dialogue maar ke, style maar ke sabakaa man bahalaayaa karate the. sab unhein hero maamu kahate the.
phir wo hero maamu Bombay bhaag gaye the, asali hero banane. wahaan wo saalon-saal dhakke khaate rahe. kaam milaa to film mein nahin, jism ki aag mein dahak rahi raees auraton ke bedroom mein. shakl, soorat, jism, andaaz kahin to kaam aaye aur wo male prostitute ban gaye.
Imtiyaaz kaa wo dost bhi na jaane kahaan chhoot gayaa thaa par ek baar Imtiyaaz ko hero maamu kahin mil gaye the. wo to Imtiyaaz ko nahin pahachaan paaye par Imtiyaaz ne unako pahachaan liyaa thaa. tab se Imtiyaaz ne unase khato-khitaabat banaaye rakhi thi.
ab wo paintees ke oopar ke ho chuke the. jawaani aakhiri seedhiyon par ataki thi, magar unake latake-jhatake sab na sirf barakaraar the, balki dhakke khaa kar, raees auraton ko phansaa kar aur chamak gaye the. shaadi abhi tak nahin kari thi. kyaa zaroorat thi jab achchhi khaasi raees auratein saari tamannaayein poori kar rahi theen? dhandhaa chal to rahaa thaa magar wo jaanate the jism jawaab dene waalaa hai. aur tab log unaki gaand maarane ke bhi paise maangenge. nahin unako aise shauq nahin the. wo sirf auraton mein the. unhein settle hone ki fiqr sataane lagi thee.
Imtiyaz ne unako apanaa plan samajhaayaa aur unhein waapas aa jaane ko kahaa. hero maamu apane ghar waapas aa gaye aur kisi madarase mein urdu padhaane ki chhoti-moti naukari karane lage.
chaaraa tayyaar ho gayaa thaa.
ab chidiyaa ko chaare tak laanaa thaa.
Imtiyaz ne aksar maamu ke ghar jaanaa shuru kar diyaa thaa, par us waqt jab wo jaanataa thaa ki maamu clinic par honge. wo apane saath hotel mein bani koi badhiyaa dish le jaataa thaa. mumaani se kahataa ki maamu kaa shukraanaa adaa karane ke liye laayaa hai. five-star hotel ki dish phokat mein itani tawajjoh se mile to kise aitaraaz hotaa. maamu ko kuchh khutakaa to lagaa hi hogaa, magar phir jab aisaa ek arase tak chalataa rahaa aur koi gul nahin khilaa to wo bhi aaraam se ho gaye.
phir Imtiyaaz apane saath hotel ke kuchh smart chhokaron ko le jaane lagaa. smart, chikane, customer pataane mein maahir chhokare pat se mumaani ke beton se dosti kar lete aur phir unakaa maamu ke ghar aanaa-jaana shuru ho jaataa. wo mumaani aur betiyon se badi izzat se pesh aate.
phir kabhi-kabhi Imtiyaz unamein se kisi ke haathon hi koi dish bhijawaane lagaa. phir wo dost apane kisi dost ko le kar aane lage. kuchh arase mein itane saare dost ke dost ke dost maamu ke yahaan jaa chuke the ki trace karanaa mumkin nahin rahaa thaa ki wo Imtiyaaz ke pahachaane hain bhi ki nahin. maamu ne kuchh par line maarane ki bhi qoshish kari, par hotel mein aise hazaaron vistors ko ye ladake seedhaa kar chuke the. magar maamu ki aas bandhi rahi isaliye unhonne in ladakon ke aane par objection nahin liyaa.
khud Imtiyaaz ne ab maamu ke yahaan jaanaa bahut kam kar diyaa thaa. sabane sochaa ki waqt ke saath nazaraanaa dene kaa bukhaar kam ho gayaa hogaa. Imtiyaaz kaa seedhaa role khatm ho chukaa thaa. ab wo sirf director thaa.
aur phir ek din unamein se ek smart, padhaa-likhaa ladakaa kisi tyohar par apane saath hero maamu ko le kar maamu ke ghar gayaa.
chaaraa chidiyaa tak pahunch chukaa thaa.
hero maamu ne apani saari acting kaa nichod ek ghante mein jis shiddat se mumaani aur chaaron bachchon ke saamane pesh kiyaa to wo sabhi hero maamu ke mureed ho gaye. ghar mein personal Aamir Khan, Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Saif Ali Khan, Fardeen Khan, Zaid Khan aur saare Khanon kaa all-in-one maujood ho to kise aitaraaz hogaa. maamu to laundein chodane mein busy the. ghar par, beewee par, bachchon par to wo rasman hi dhyaan diyaa karate the.
phir to hero maamu kaa asali maamu ke ghar aksar aanaa-jaanaa hone lagaa. hero maamu asali maamu se bhi mile. hero maamu donon ladakon ko betaa, donon ladakiyon ko beti aur mumaani ko madam kahaa karate the. wo mumaani se kadaran chhoti umr ke the, lihaazaa maamu ke dil mein koi shaq nahin panapaa. ulte asali maamu hero maamu par bhi line maarane lage the, aur unhein kabhi apane clinic bulaate yaa jab ghar par koi nahin hotaa, to phone karke aane ko kahate.
hero maamu koi na koi bahaanaa banaa kar manaa kar dete, aur aisi acting karate jaise manaa karate unakaa dil toot rahaa ho, jaan nikal rahi ho, aur wo khud asali maamu se milane ko taras rahe hon. asali maamu ki pyaas aur badh gaee. unhein yaqeen ho gayaa ki film industry ke saare khaanon ki gaandein ek hi shakhs mein chodane ko unhein milane waali hain.
aap soch rahe honge ki mumaani asali maamu ko hero maamu ki gaand maarate range haathon pakad lengi. magar nahin. yah to aap jaise bachchon kaa plan hai. Imtiyaaz kaa dimaag ab khaasaa achchhaa daudane lagaa thaa. wo chaaraa asali maamu ke liye nahin, maamu ke beton-betiyon ke liye nahin, balki khud mumaani ke chugane ke liye thaa.
chaaron bachche aur mumaani unake saath baahar ghoomane-phirane bhi jaane lage the. mumaani ko college ke din yaad aane lage jab darjanon ladake un par line maaraa karate the, aur maamu baazi jeet le gaye the. par baazi jeetate hi maamu ne mumaani ko ghar mein bas sajaa kar rakh diyaa thaa. wo mumaani kaa har do saal mein pet phulaate gaye, aur mumaani bachche jan jan ke paalane mein busy raheen, aur phir maamu clinic se thake haare lautate, aur mumaani ki chudane ki tamannaa hone par bhi kah dete ki bachche bade ho gaye hain, aawaazein sun lenge. mumaani kabhi-kabhi hi thandak paa paati theen. baaqi waqt maamu launde chod-chod kar khaali rahaa karate the.
mumaani ab to jaise hero maamu ke haath se hi khaa-pi rahi theen. bachchon ke saamane hi kaafi baatein ho jaayaa karati theen. filmon ke dialogue sunaate-sunaate hero maamu ne kai baar izahaar kar chuke the, jise samajhane waali mumaani to samajh gai theen, par bachche hero maamu ki acting samajhe the.
mumaani khaasi umr ki theen, par unhonne apani personality kaafi maintain kar rakhi thi. par achchhe khaase base huye ghar, naujawaan ho rahe bachchon ke darmiyaan mumaani is baat par aage nahin soch paa rahi theen. mumaani ke bhi dil mein tamannaayein to aa gayi theen, par wo himmat nahin kar paa rahi theen. unhein bahaanaa chaahiye thaa.
bachche bhi asali baap se zyaadaa hero maamu ke qareeb aa chuke the. agar mumaani kisi jaayaz wajah par koi faisalaa leteen, to bachche sau feesadi mumaani ke saath the.
jaal phail chukaa thaa. mumaani kaa chaaraa nigalaa jaa chukaa thaa. asali maamu kaa chaaraa phenkanaa baaki thaa.
asali maamu khush the ki mumaani aur bachche ab aksar idhar-udhar picnic manaate rahate the, aur maamu ko launde chodane ke liye ghar khaali mil jaataa thaa.
ab Imtiyaaz ne apane doston ke doston ke doston ke zariye aise khoobsoorat laundon ko maamu ke saamane pesh karanaa shuru kiyaa ki maamu kaa lund unako dekhate hi khadaa ho jaaye, chhoote hi jhad jaaye. Imtiyaaz ke bhijawaaye launde pahale se hi chude huye aur dhandhe mein lage huye the. magar wo aisi acting karate ki pahali baar maamu kaa hi le rahe hon. maamu unhein chodate aur khush rahate. teen-chaar level ghoom kar un laundon kaa rishtaa Imtiyaaz tak jodanaa naamumkin to nahin par bahut mushkil thaa.
jaise-jaise umar badhi thi, maamu ko badi umar ke laundon se khataraa lagane lagaa thaa, lihaazaa ab wo kam umr ke laundon, 14, 15, 16 saal ke bachchon ko zyaadaa chodane lage the. maamu aise makkhan- malaai laundon ko bhejane waale dalaalon ke mureed ho gaye aur unhonne apane puraane dalaalon ko kinaare kar diyaa.
aur phir jaal kheenchane kaa din aa gayaa.
hero maamu pandrah din tak mumaani ke ghar nahin gaye, bole ki kisi kaam se shahar ke baahar jaanaa hai. chaaron bachche aur mumaani kalap gaye unake intazaar mein. asali maamu bhi kalap gaye ki beewee, bachche har waqt ghar mein maujood hain aur wo kisi launde ko chod nahin paa rahe hain. clinic kaa nayaa laundaa Imtiyaaz ki tarah master nahin ban paa rahaa thaa, isiliye wahaan bhi chuadaai kabhi-kabhi hi ho paati thi.
saare tawe garam the. roti sikati hi sikati.
aur phir ek dopahar mein jab hero maamu aaye to mumaani aur bachhon ne unhein haathon-haath liyaa, aur turant-furant film dekhane kaa plan ban gayaa. maamu ko clinic par phone kar diyaa ki ham log hero maamu ke saath film dekhane jaa rahe hain, khaanaa hot-cases se nikaal kar khaa lenaa. sab film dekhane chale gaye.
maamu ke tarase, bhare lund ne chudaai kaa mauqaa taadaa. maamu ne apane maujudaa patients ko phataaphat nipataayaa, aur apane khaali bangle par pahunch gaye. unnhonne apane launde suppliers ko phone lagaaye. magar launde aise dukaan par saje thode hi baithe the ki baazaar jaao aur uthaa kar le aao. waise bhi dhandhe waalon ke liye din aaraam kaa aur shaam aur raat kaam kaa waqt hotaa hai, agar pahale se planning na ho to. Imtiyaaz ke ishaare par maamu ke sabhi naye dalaalon ne maamu ko manaa kar diyaa.
maamu kalap gaye. itane din baad mauqaa haath lagaa thaa to koi chhed bistar par nahin thaa. unhonne puraane dalaalon ko bhi phone lagaayaa hogaa par wahaan se bhi thandaa jawaab milaa hogaa.
maamu naaummeed ho chuke the, ki tabhi call bell baji.
maamu ne gaaliyaan dete huye darawaazaa kholaa to motiyon se zyaadaa goraa, makkhan se zyaadaa chikanaa, ruee ki tarah narm, farishton se zyaadaa khoobsoorat, kaliyon ki tarah maasoom ek 12 saal kaa ladakaa 2 rupaye maangane lagaa. maamu ki aankhein chamak utheen.
us professional bachche ne apane kapade jagah-jagah se chun-chun kar aise phaade the ki usaki khoobsoorati har jagah se jhaank kar maamu par bomb par bomb phod gaee. jagah-jagah se phati, chhoti si kameez se dikhate huye donon nipples aur naabhi, necker ke toote button se jhalak dikhaataa ek inch kaa goraa laudaa, necker par lage cheeron se baahar dikhate hips, crack aur gori, chikani gaand.
maan gaye naa aap chaare ki Imtiyaaz ke choice ko? agar wo ladakaa 18 se oopar kaa hotaa to yaqeenan aap bhi use dekhate hi chod daalate. magar wo 18 se chhotaa thaa, isaliye mujhe yaqeen hai ki aap use filhaal chhodh denge. sirf chhah saal ki to baat hai. yaad hai? BHMB. Badaa Hokar Maal Banegaa, tab chodenge.
maamu kaa lund to pant phaad kar nikal aane kaa huaa. unhonne taras khaate huye bachche ko andar bulaa kar darawaazaa band kar diyaa. phir use apani god mein bithaa kar hot case se nikaal kar bhar pet khaanaa khilaayaa aur usakaa badan sahalaate rahe. phir usake kapadon mein ungaliyaan daal daal kar unhein aur phaad diyaa aur phir use bedroom mein le jaa kar apane 14 saal ke bete ke kapadon kaa ek jodaa bed par daal diyaa. ek-ek kar ke us bachche ke kul jamaa do kapade utaar kar use ekdam nangaa kar diyaa. aur phir usake badan ko sahalaane, choomane, chaatane lage.
bachche kaa ek inch kaa lund unake choomate hi dhaaee inch khadaa ho gayaa.
bachche ke saath aisaa pachaason baar ho chukaa thaa. magar wo jaanataa thaa ki use kunwaaraa aur unchhuwaa hone ki acting karane par hi zyaadaa paise milate hain. wo bhauchakkaa saa apane khade hote lund ko aise dekhane lagaa jaise yah pahali baar khadaa huaa ho. phir wo apane badan se pahali baar milane waali is masti mein bahane lagaa aur siskaariyaan bharane lagaa.
maamu ne thook lagaa kar apani ek ungali usaki gaand mein bhonk di. bachchaa to pahale hi bade bade lund thilawaa chukaa thaa, magar 12 saal ki gaand ke chhed kaa chudaa-unchudaa check karanaa 50 saal ki ungali ke liye naamumkin thaa. aur jab launde ne pachaason baar cheekhi halki si cheekh phir se cheekhi to maamu ke yaqeen karanaa chaah rahe man ko yaqeen aa hi gayaa ki kunwaa khud chal kar pyaase ke paas aayaa hai.
maamu ne use bistar par ultaa patak diyaa, aur apane saare kapade utaar kar us par chhaa gaye. apane phanphanaaye lund par aur usaki gaand mein malaham lepaa aur apane lund ko usaki gaand ke patale se chhed ke bheetar tak bhonk diyaa.
bachchaa practice ki gaee cheekh phir se cheekhaa, magar 12 saal ke bachche ki gaand mein 50 saal ke mard kaa lund bhukaa huaa ho to kaun nikaal sakataa hai. khoon bahaa par thodi der mein hi bachchaa rawaan ho gayaa, maamu hapak-hapak kar use chodane lage. bachchaa rotaa, aansuu bahaataa, "mujhe chhodh do", "mujhe jaane do", "haay, kitanaa badaa hai", "haay, kitanaa motaa hai", "haay, phat gaee.", "haay, dard ho rahaa hai" chilaataa chudataa rahaa. use yaqeen ho gayaa ki itani mehanat kaa use bees nahin, poore pachaas rupaye to milenge hi.
is cheekh pukaar se maamu ko aur mazaa aa gayaa. usaki tight gaand, mulaayam putthe, chikanaa badan, kul milaakar maamu kaa do hafton se bharaa lund jaldi se jhadane lagaa, aur wo aankhein band kar ke, apane lund ko us bachche ki gaand mein bheetar tak pel kar, usase lipat kar apane jwaalaamukhi ke laave ke bahane kaa mazaa lene lage.
aur phir masti ke hindole jhool kar jab maamu ne rote, gidgidaate, Allaah ki duhaae dete bachche ke oopar lete-lete apani aankhein kholeen to hero maamu, mumaani, 18 saal kaa betaa, 16 saal ki beti, 14 saal kaa betaa, 12 saal ki beti double bed ke chaaron taraf khade hairaani aur nafarat se unhein dekh rahe the.
baaki details aap fit kar lijiyegaa ki hero maamu ko film dekhate dekhate kuchh bechaini mahasoos hui to sab film beech mein chhod kar jaldi se ghar waapas aa gaye the. yah sirf hero maamu ko maaloom thaa ki vibration mod par set unaki pant ki jeb mein rakhe mobile par ek missed call aane ke baad hi unhein bechaini mahasoos hone lagi thi. mumaani ke paas main gate ki duplicate key thi. aur ghar mein ghusate hi "haay, Allaah" ki cheekhon ne sabako bataa diyaa thaa ki unhein kis kamare mein jaanaa hai.
asali maamu ki asali hairaani se laakh gune achchhi to us bachche ne hairaani ki acting kari. maamu ne usaki gaand se apanaa lund kheenchaa to usaki tatti, khoon aur maamu ke jhade sadake mein lipataa lund pop ki aawaaz se khinch kar alag huaa aur bed mein M F Husain ki painting banaa gayaa.
ladakaa emergency mode mein aa kar daud kar mumaani se hi chipak gayaa aur ro-ro kar duhaaee dene lagaa, "mujhe bachaa lo, haay mar gayaa, mujhe meri ammi ke paas le chalo." usaki gaand se khoon, tatti aur maamu ka sadakaa bah kar chaddar, farsh aur kaaleen par michealangelo ki paintings banaa chuke the.
bachche ke lund par kate kaa gol nishaan bhi usaki Allah ki pukaar ko sahi saabit kar rahaa thaa.
mumaani dahaadein maar-maar kar zaar-zaar rone lageen.
hero maamu ne bachche ko le jaa kar bathroom mein band kiyaa.
hero maamu ne kuchh kapade uthaa kar maamu ke haath paanv baandh diye, aur phir donon beton aur donon betiyon ne ghar mein maujood har joote chappal se asali maamu ki pitaai kari. aise baap se to yateem honaa behatar thaa.
mumaami faisalaa to le chuki theen, par wo bhi khaandaani theen. us faisale par zamaane ki mohar lagawaane ke baad hi amal mein laane waali thin. mumaami ne phone lagaa-lagaa kar waise hi zaar-zaar rote huye apane aur maamu ke saare khaandaan waalon ko shahar bhar se bulaa bhejaa. ek dahaade maar kar roti hui aurat "aap bas aa jaao." kahe, to har pahachaan waalaa pachaason kaam chhod kar daudaa kyon na chalaa aaye? kai rishtedaar to samajhe ki maamu guzar gaye.
Imtiyaaz nahin aayaa. wo Subhash Ghai thode hi thaa jo apane direction waali film mein apanaa cheharaa dikhaataa.
jab saikadon rishtedaar bade se deewan-e-aam mein jamaa ho gaye, to hero maamu ne us nange bachche ko bathroom se nikaal kar sabake beech mein le jaa kar khadaa kar diyaa. beton-betiyon ne bandhe, nange maamu ko dhandhak-doli karate le jaa kar sabake beech mein zameen par patak
diyaa.
saare rishtedaaron ki gaandein phat kar haath mein aa gaeen.
bachche ki gaand se bahataa khoon ab tak sookh kar kaalaa pad gayaa thaa aur usake motiyon jaise gore, chamakate badan par kadaran zyaadaa daraawanaa lag rahaa thaa. aur us par chipake tatti ke tukade, aur maamu kaa sookhataa sadakaa. bachchaa jaanataa thaa ki use yah sab saaf nahin karanaa hai.
kisi lab mein jaanch karaaye binaa hi sab samajh gaye ki maamu ke lund par lagaa khoon, tatti aur sadakaa bhi isi lot ke hain.
bachche ke kate lund ne usake zabaan kholane se pahale hi bataa diyaa ki wo imaan waalaa hai.
bachche ne bathroom mein apane dialogues ki aur rehearsal kar li thi. usakaa dahaade maar-maar kar zaar-zaar ronaa mumaani ke rone ko achchhaa comptetition de rahaa thaa, aur phir usane 'haay main lut gayaa, tabaah ho gayaa' se shuru kar ke saaraa qissaa sunaayaa ki wo gaanv se bhaag kar aayaa hai aur do din bhukhaa-pyaasaa rah kar do rupaye maangane ke liye is bade se bangale mein ghus aane kaa gunaah kar baithaa thaa, to saaheb ne Allah ke ek nekdil bande ki tarah use le jaa kar apani god mein bithaa kar pooraa khaanaa khilaayaa thaa, aur phir use kapade bhi diye the.
magar phir ibalees ne saaheb ke zehan par qabzaa kar liyaa thaa aur unnhonne use nangaa kar ke usakaa lund khadaa kar ke choosaa thaa aur phir usaki gaand mein ungali pel di thi aur phir kapade utaar kar use bistar par ultaa litaa kar usake oopar chhaa gaye the aur malaham lagaa kar apanaa lund usaki gaand mein pel diyaa the aur asr ki aazaan sunate huye use chodate rahe the.
ye saare shabd maamu ke ghar mein pahali baar goonje the magar kisi ne aitaraaz nahin kiyaa. haan, kai logon ne apane kaanon par haath rakh liye the, par itani jagah chhodi thi ki saaraa rasbharaa qissaa aaraam se sunaai pad jaaye. chudaaee ki qisse ko chudane waale ki zubaani sunanaa kisako naagawaar guzarataa. aur is waqt to sab judge the.
aur qissaa khatm hote-hote sabhi ne apane 1 maheene se lekar 25 saal tak ki umar waale beton ko apane-apane seene mein chhupaa liyaa thaa goyaa maamu abhi uth kar un sabaki gaand maar lenge.
aur phir bachche ne apanaa aakhiri dialogue maaraa jis par usakaa saaf chhootanaa yaa pakadaa jaanaa nirbhar thaa, wo gusse se cheekh kar bolaa, "Allah ke waaste, koi police ko bulaao."
badnaami kisi ko qubool nahin thi. phataak se sabhi mardon ne apani-apani jeb mein haath daale, aurton ne apane-apane batuve khole, aur turant bachche ke saamane chaar-paanch hazaar rupayon kaa dher lag gayaa. bade bete ne laa kar use chhote bhaai ke ek jodaa kapade de
diye.
phir sabane bachche se waadaa kiyaa ki ham khud hi is wahashi, darinde ko police se bhi kadi sazaa denge. too apane maan-baap ke paas apane gaanv waapas chalaa jaa.
bachchaa kapade pahan kar, jebon mein rupaye bhar kar, imaanwaalon ki badanaami na hone dene kaa ehasaan karataa huaa chalaa gayaa. bees rupaye mein gaand marawaane ke liye to wo maheeon ki kamaai thi. use aish karane kaa haq thaa. usane daaruu ki dukaan par jaa kar do bottle beer khareedi, aur phir apani item ke ghar jaa kar usake saath nangaa nahaayaa aur phir donon ne bear peete huye chudaai kari. mardon se chudanaa usakaa dhandhaa thaa. usakaa apanaa shauq to laundiyon ko chodanaa hi thaa. usaki item kaa dhandhaa mardon se chudanaa thaa. usaki item kaa shauq ladakiyon se chudanaa-chudaanaa thaa.
aur phir sabane maamu ko chun-chun kar gaaliyaan sunaaeen, kosaa. kaeeyon ne un par haath bhi saaf kar liye. jo peet nahin paaye unhonne bhi apane juute-chappal haath mein to uthaa hi liye the.
mumaani ne apane mini-plan ke hisaab se dahaadhaa, "ab main isake saath ek lamhaa nahin rah sakati. mere do-do jawaan bete hain. ..."
unhonne apani baat sahi jagah par chhodi thi, aur sabhi rishtedaaron ne apane man mein us baat ko pooraa kar liyaa thaa. sabhi maamu ke 18 aur 14 saal ke beton ko aise dekhane lage jaise wo donon na jaane kitani baar apane baap se chud chuke honge. wo donon jaa kar apani ammi se chipat gaye.
mumaani ne huqm jaari kiyaa, "qaazi ko bulaao."
qaazi saaheb bulaaye gaye. munaani ne maamuu se talaaq maangaa. maamu kuchh kahane ki haalat mein nahin the par unhonne sabake haathon mein pakade joote-chappalon ko dekhate huye ek saans mein teen talaaq bole.
qaazi ne talaaq ho jaane kaa ailaan kiyaa. hero maamu ne asali maamu ko uthaa ke ghar ke darwaaze ke baahar daal diyaa aur haath-paanv khol diye. beto-betiyon ne maamu ke kapade le jaa kar unake oopar kafan ki tarah daal diye.
asali maamu kapade pahan kar sar jhukaaye jaane kahaan chale gaye.
meraa badalaa pooraa ho chukaa thaa. na main wahaan thaa, na Imtiyaaz. film hit ho chuki thi, bas ek happy ending baaki thi.
aur phir mumaani ne apani tanhaaee kaa khauf apane chehare par laa kar syaapaa karaa, "haay, ab main pahaad si zindagi akele kaise guzaaroongi? mere bachchon kaa kyaa hogaa?"
hero maamu ne jaa kar mumaani kaa sar apane seene se lagaa liyaa, dard aur apanepan se bole, "main hoon naa."
agar hero maamu se us ek ghadi zaraa si bhi galati ho gai hoti to sabhi rishtedaaron ke saath khud mumaani aur chaaron bachche unhen nangaa kar ke juute-chappalon se peet kar ghar se bhagaa dete.
magar unaki zindagi bhar ke har tajurbe ke nichod wo teen shabd unhein ek-do darjan oscar jitaane ke liye kaafi the. sabakaa dil bhar aayaa. chaaron bachhe bhi hero maamu se lipat kar khade ho gaye.
agar shahrukh khaan ne apani film mein ek baar bhi hero maamu ki style mein ye dialogue maaraa hotaa to film bees gunaa kamaaee deti.
sabhi risthedaaron ne aankhon hi aankhon mein tay karaa ki theek hai. ghar ki jawaan aurat ko chhutta nahin chhodanaa chaahiye. jab mumaani ne ek raay banati dekhi to wo hero maamu ki baanhon mein lipat gaeen.
qazi saaheb maujood the, dulhaa-dulhan maujood the, rasmi duniyaa maujood thi, kisi kaa baap "yah shaadi nahin ho sakati" bolane waalaa nahin thaa.
ek betaa aur ek beti mumaani ke waqeel bane. doosaraa betaa aur doosari beti hero maamu ke waqeel bane. hero maamu aur mumaani ka niqaah ho gayaa.
asali maamu shahar mein phir kabhi nazar nahin aaye. kisi ne bataayaa ki wo ek baar Ajmer Shareef par Khwaazaa Moinuddin Chishti ki dargaah ki dyodhi ke zeene par baithe bheekh maangate dikhe the.
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