Saturday, July 18, 2009

Balaatkari Doctor - X

main usase kahaa, "yah naukari chhod do. main tumhhein kahin lagawaa detaa hoon."

usane kahaa, "agar abhi gayaa to maamu ko shaq ho jaayegaa ki mere jaane kaa aapase koi rishtaa hai. kuchh din baad chhodoongaa, sir."

mainne kahaa, "magar maamu ko jab handicam mein meri nangi photo nahin milengi to wo jaan jaayenge ki tum mujhase mil gaye ho."

usane kahaa, "nahin, sir. main kah doongaa ki unake jaate hi aap hosh mein aane lage the isiliye main photo nahin kheench paayaa. pahale bhi aisaa ho chukaa hai. maamu kuchh nahin sochenge."

pandrah din baad Imtiyaaz ne naukari chhod di. maamu ne koi doosaraa laundaa rakh liyaa.

main Imtiyaz ko apane ghar le gayaa aur apane mummy, papa se milawaayaa.

jab Imtiyaaz ko meri family ke baare mein maaloom padaa to, usaki boli mein, usaki gaand phat ke usake haath mein aa gaee.

baad ko papa ne akele mein mujhase kahaa, "good decision, son. agar tum is ladake ko apane control mein rakh sako, to yah tumhaaraa bahut achchhaa trouble shooter saabit ho sakataa hai. You are on the right track, son."

meraa yahi iraadaa thaa. par sach kahoon to mujhe chintaa thi ki kuchh dinon mein hi Imtiyaaz phir se apani chhutte saand ki zindagi mein waapas chalaa jaayegaa.

magar Imtiyaaz ne kabhi mujhe dhokhaa dene ki qoshish nahin kari.

mummy ne Imtiyaaz ko isi shahar mein apane five star hotel mein bell-boy ki naukari de di. mainne manager se baat kar ke Imtiyaaz ko personal grooming ki training dilwaaee aur use hotel ke har area mein rotate karawaayaa.

use bhi apani gandagi bhare mohalle ki jagah hotel kaa maahaul itanaa pasand aayaa ki wo 8 ghante ki naukari ki jagah 16-18 ghante hotel mein hi guzaarane lagaa. kai baar to dinon-din hotel mein hi rukaa rahataa thaa. khul kar sabaki madad karataa thaa. sabako hansaataa thaa, motivate karataa thaa, duniyaadaari sikhaataa thaa. badale mein kisi cheez ki ummeed kiye binaa. phenk-phaank par to usaki mastery thi hi. aadamiyon ko naapanaa-taulanaa bhi aataa thaa. kuchh hi maheenon mein wo hotel mein neeche se oopar tak ke level ke har ek employee kaa sabase sage-waalaa ban chukaa thaa.

hotel ke kuchh smart chhokaron, chhokariyon ne usako apane badan aur chehare kaa khayaal rakhanaa sikhaa diyaa, usakaa ek badhiyaa saa hairstyle bhi banaa diyaa. usaki kasrat karane ki lat ko kam karawaa kar usaki muscles kuchh kam hone deen. usaki kapadon ki choice aur pahanane kaa tareeqaa badal diyaa.

kuchh hi din mein usake sadak chhaap taur tareeqe gaayab ho chuke the. usakaa uthanaa, baithanaa, chalanaa, phiranaa, milanaa, julanaa,bolanaa sab kuchh ek achhhe standard kaa ho gayaa thaa. rang kaa kaalaapan to rahaa, par ab wo gandaa, gundaa nahin, balki aakarshak aur powerful lagataa thaa.

usaki tankhwaah har maheene badhati rahi. usane apane bhaaiyon,bahanon aur kuchh bharosemand patthon ko bhi mujhase kah kar mummy ke is aur doosare hotalon mein naukariyaan dilawaa deen.

kuchh hi maheenon mein mummy ki poori hotel chain ki saari khabarein mujh tak pahunchane lagi thin. Imtiyaaz aur usaki team ne hotalon ke kai naukaron ki harakaton ke baare mein pataa lagaa kar mujhe bataayaa. kuchh log hotel ke visitors ke address, phone no., email bechaa karate the. kuchh bathroom aur bed par cameraa lagaa kar visitors ke nange yaa chudaai karate photo kheenchaa karate the. chori karanaa to aam baat thi.

main mummy ko yah sab bataataa thaa. un logon ki chhutti kar di jaati thi. kuchh hi maheenon mein hamaare hotelon ki reputation bahut achchhi ban gai, aur profit aasamaan choomane lagaa. papa, mummy bahut khush the. mummy ne Imtiyaz aur usaki team ko bahut baar inaam diye.

Imtiyaaz aur usaki team ne khud na kabhi chori, na koi aur gadbad kari, na hi meraa faayadaa uthaane ki qoshish kari. wo jis jannat ke sapane dekhate bhi darate the, wahi unhein mil chuki thi. un sabane apane bure dhandhe chhod diye. baakiyon kaa to pataa nahin, magar Imtiyaaz ne apani baaki saari chudaaiyaan bhi chhod deen theen. ab wo sirf mere saath sex karataa thaa.

Imtiyaaz ke ghar mein ifaraat barasane lagi. usane mujhase kahaa ki main apani colony mein koi bangalaa use dikhaa doon jise wo khareed le aur apani family ke saath shift ho jaaye. sab logon ki tankhwaah jud kar ab kaafi ho jaati thi.

magar mere papa ne mujhe manaa kar diyaa. kahaa ki use usi mohalle mein rahane do. kahaa ki main Imtiyaz ko sirf trouble shooter hi nahin, kuchh aur banaaoon, kuchh aur badaa, bahut badaa. unhonne kahaa ki Imtiyaaz mein dam hai, wafaadaari hai. meri samajh mein nahin aayaa par mainne Imtiyaaz se kah diyaa. usane chupchaap maan liyaa aur usi ghar mein rahataa rahaa.

paapa ne ek-ek karke Imtiyaaz ke sabhi kunwaare chhoote huye bhaaiyon-bahanon ki shaadiyaan karawaa deen.

papa ke kahane par Imtiyaaz ne apane mohalle ki masjid ke imaam ki eklauti beti se shaadi kar li.

mainne Imtiyaaz ko chidhaayaa ki usaki beewi kaa koi jawaan, sundar bhaai, jeejaa, bhateejaa, bhaanjaa hai hi nahin. beewi ke dher saare chacha, bade paapaa, maamaa, khaaloo, phoophaa zaroor hain par sab lambi safed daadhi waale umrdaraaz hain, aur kahin na kahin imaam, aalim, haafiz, qazi hain. dahej mein bas duaaein mili theen.

aur tab municipality ke chunaav huye aur papa ne Imtiyaaz ko apani party ke ticket par usake mohalle se election ladawaa diyaa.

papa ki saari long term planning ekdam se meri aur Imtiyaz ki samajh mein aa gai. Imtiyaaz ne mujhe laakh shukraane bole aur kahaa, "sir, main to aapaki dimaagi taaqat se hi haar gayaa thaa, magar aapake papa to waakai mein aapake bhi baap nikale. dheere-dheere meri family ke aise rishte jod diye, jo ab dikh rahaa hai ki kitane kaam aane waale hain."

aur waakai mein, Imtiyaaz ke saare rishtedaar, dost aur pooraa mohallaa usaki campaigning mein jee-jaan se jut gaye. tab tak unakaa mohalla sirf ek vote bank thaa jahaan se koi baahar waalaa unhein kuchh tukade phenk kar jeet jaataa thaa aur agale election tak unhein bhool jaataa thaa. pahali baar mohalle kaa hi ek naujawaan kuchh karane ki qoshish kar rahaa thaa.

Imtiyaz aur usaki team ne baaki sabhi candidates ki saat pushton ke saare raaz pataa lagaa kar unake kachche chitthe khol diye. sab munh chhupaate ghoome.

baaki candidates ne bhi pataa lagaakar Imtiyaz ki puraani harkaton ke zikr kiye, magar ek gareeb, jawaan chokare ke jawaani ki seedhi par kadam rakhate huye ladakhaaye huye paanvon par logon ne gaur nahin kiyaa. doosare, ab wo saalon se wo sab chhod chukaa thaa.

Imtiyaz jeetaa, aur kyaa khoob jeetaa. baaki sabaki jamaanat jabt ho gaee. wo councillor ban gayaa. Imtiyaaz ke mohalle waalon kaa apanaa wo khwaab pooraa huaa thaa jise unaki apani aankhein nahin dekh paaee theen.

Imtiyaaz kaa area aazaadi milane ke baad se hi opposition kaa pakkaa gadh thaa. ab usamein sendh lag chuki thi. vidhaan sabhaa aur lok sabhaa ke agale chunavon mein Imtiyaaz ke support waale candidate kaa jeetanaa tay thaa. us seat ko opposition se 60 saal mein pahali baar aise dhuaandhaar, ailaaniyaa tareeqe se hathiyaane se party mein papa ki dhaak jam gaee. unakaa naam CM ke liye uchhaalaa jaane lagaa. CM ki gaand phatane lagi.

magar papa ek din CM se milane gaye aur home minister pad aur vidhan sabhaa ki sadasyataa se isteefaa de diyaa. papa ne kahaa ki wo party ko mazaboot karanaa chaahate hain aur CM ke paanv chhookar aashirwaad maangaa. CM soch rahaa thaa ki papa usaki kursi par daawaa pesh karane aaye hain. CM ne sachche dil se duaaen deen, aur hameshaa har madad karane kaa waadaa kiyaa.

log bhauchakke rah gaye. papa ki party ne hi nahin, sabhi partiyon ne papa ke is kadam ki taareef kari aur sabhi kaaryakartaaon se papa ke pad chinhon par chalane ko kahaa. papa ko central committee mein mahasachiv ka pad de diyaa gayaa. papa poore desh mein ghoom-ghoom kar aane waale chunaavon ke liye party ko mazaboot karane aur candidate dhoondhane mein lag gaye.

phir vidhan sabhaa ke chunaav ghoshit huye. papa ne Imtiyaz se kahaa ki wo apane kshetra se vidhaayak kaa chunaav lade. par Imtiyaz ne saaf manaa kar diyaa. bolaa ki wo apani auqaat se zyaadaa oonchi jagah par pahunch chukaa hai, aur itani jaldi aagali chhalaang nahin maaranaa chaahataa. usane kahaa phir kabhi sochoongaa.

Imtiyaz ne papa se kahaa ki mujhe usake kshetra se vidhaayak kaa election ladaa dein. ab tak sab log jaanate the ki Imtiyaz aur usaki team ki khush_haali ke peechhe meraa haath hai, aur mainne in logon ko tab sahaaraa diyaa thaa jab koi doosaraa unake paas phatakane ko bhi tayyaar nahin thaa.

magar mainne manaa kar diyaa. main MBA kar rahaa thaa. mujhe business sambhaalanaa seekhanaa thaa. election to hote rahate hain. phir kabhi.

meri mummy ne Imtiyaaz ke kshetra se vidhaayak kaa election ladaa.

papa ko apane state kaa central observer bananaa hi thaa. state bhar mein kai candidates papa ke chune huye the.

meri hindu, brahman, padhi-likhi, ameer mummy ke us mohalle ki musalmaan, anpadh, gareeb auraton ke saath uthate, baithate, milate, julate, khaate, peete huye photo itane popular huye ki poore raajya se mummy ko campaign karane ke invitation aane lage.

paise ki koi kami to thi nahin. mummy ne Imtiyaaz ki mummy, bahanon, bhaabhiyon, beewi, saas aur usake mohalle ki kuchh aur auraton ki ek badi si team ke saath poore raajya kaa dauraa kiyaa. har meeting mein pahale to wo auratein apani tooti-phooti hindi-urdu-arabi mein binaa laag-lapet ke apani puraani paristhitiyon kaa dukhataa sunaati aur bataateen ki kis tarah se Imtiyaaz ne aur mainne unako ek jeene laayak zindagi di hai. phir meri mummy apane robdaar bhaashan mein waisi hi tabdeelee poore raajy mein laane kaa waadaa karateen.

qaumi dangon se thak, har, past ho chuki janataa ko aman aur khush_haali ke maseehaa ki aahat sunaaee de gai.

mummy poore raajya mein sabase bade margin se jeeteen. jis-jis jagah mummy ne Imtiyaaz ke mohalle ki team ke saath campaign ki thi wahaan har jagah hamaari party ke log jeete, aur wo sab papa, mummy ke shukrguzaar the. paisaa paani ki tarah bahaanaa padaa, papa ko bhi bahut se paapad belane pade, par mummy CM ban gaeen.

mummy ne Imtiyaaz ke mohalle mein apane abhinandan samaaroh mein use gale lagaa kar usakaa maathaa choomaa, aur kahaa, "tuu meraa doosaraa betaa hai."

baad ko jab Imtiyaaz aur main bistar par nange pade huye masti kar rahe the, to Imtiyaaz ne mujhase kahaa, "sir, main aunty kaa betaa nahin, bahoo hoon."

ham log abhi bhi sex kar lete the, par bilkul kabhi-kabhi.

phir lok sabhaa ke election ki ghoshanaa hui.

papa ne is baar Imtiyaz ko dhamaki de di ki wo sharaafat se, chupchaap apane kshetra se saansad kaa chunaav lad le, waranaa papa abhi usake haath-paanv tod denge. Imtiyaz ko maananaa padaa.

waise bhi ab use meri yaa papa ki dimaagi taaqat ki zaroorat nahin thi, usamein khud ki dimaagi taaqat aa gai thi. apane election ke baad se usane apane mohalle ke har pariwaar ko khod-khod kar poore desh mein phaile huye unake sab rishtedaaron ki kai copiyaan bhar ke ek lambi list banaaee thi, aur sabase apane rishton ke dhaage phir se jodane ko kahaa thaa. logon ne jin rishtedaaron se bees, tees saalon se mulaaqaat, baat nahin ki thi un sabako khoj-khoj kar salaam bhejaa. aanaa-jaanaa, milanaa-julanaa shuru huaa. Imtiyaaz mohalle mein aaye huye har mehamaan se milataa. mohalle se koi bhi kahin apane rishtedaar se milane jaataa to Imtiyaaz kaa bhejaa mithaaee kaa ek dibbaa usake saath jaataa.

ab Imtiyaaz desh mein musalamaanon kaa sabase zyaadaa jaana, maanaa, bharosemand, tarakkipasand, moderate, naujawaan netaa ban chukaa hai. Valmiki ki kahaani ab Islam mein doharaai gai.

papa party president ke baad no. 2 position par maane jaane lage hain. party president ki beti se meri shaadi pakki ho chuki hai.

Imtiyaaz mujhase milataa hai to kahataa hai, "sir, jismaani taaqat randee banaa deti hai. dimaagi taaqat raajaa banaa deti hai."

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